That's what little boys are supposed to be made of. I'm not sure what mine's made of, but it must be more like the stuff that gives comic book characters their super powers! He travels in stealth mode, unseen and unheard, he climbs seemingly smooth surfaces as if he had suction cups on his hands and feet, and no matter how hard the fall, he only cries long enough to make sure I come to see what he's been up to! Show off!
Last night he climbed out of his crib, even though he was wearing soft footed jammies, and this afternoon it was the bathroom vanity and was found sitting in the sink with the COLD (Thank God it wasn't the hot) water running on his legs. He also had pink princess toothpaste on his lips. The bathroom door is ALWAYS closed which leads me to wonder if he's figured out the doorknobs too or if it was just left open by a big sister. It wasn't til I heard both a child pouring herself a glass of juice in the kitchen and then the water turn on in the bathroom that I suspected something was up. What a grin he had on his face too! Monkey!
I need to get me some of whatever that magical substance is, because I need to grow eyes in the back of my head!
As for Lady Sydney, she hung out in the garden with me this afternoon and caught 2 toads and one big frog. Good indicator of just how wet it's been...the river is at least a hundred metres from our house! He probably came looking for a toadstool to sit on...plenty of those around too. Apparently in my house it's the little girl that was made out of the nursery rhyme ingredients...as well as sugar and spice and all things nice of course!
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Oh I hate to tell you that it gets worse. Soon your little boy will look like you beat him with a lead pipe and you will be afraid to take him to get his needles in case the doctor notices all the self inflicted scratches, scrapes and bruises! May the force be with you.
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